Look! It's MOLECULAR!

[gothick]

Look! It's MOLECULAR!
Originally uploaded by gothick_matt

Continuing today's theme of marketing rants -- look! This dental floss is actually molecular! That must mean it's made out of actual molecules! Who'd've thought we'd have the technology to do something like that this early in the 21^st century?

Comments

[just-becky.livejournal.com]

I had a rant a while back about a certain skin cream that had "Specially selected Zinc" I mean Zinc is an element, it is pure Zinc no more no less. Its not like you have Peruvian Zinc, Italian Zinc or African Zinc for goodness sakes, so what exactly are they "Specially Selecting".

My other gripe is the inclusion of ingredients for the sake of sounding fancy. Shampoo with pearl protien or face cream with extract of ginger. For all we know, Pearl protien might destroy hair folicles and ginger extract might stain and prematurely age skin. Just because its a "Natural Ingredient" doesnt mean its actually beneficial. Cobra venom is a natural ingredient but I wouldnt suggest you wash your hair with it.
:-D

[gothick-matt.livejournal.com]

Cobra venom is a natural ingredient but I wouldnt suggest you wash your hair with it.

Hush! If Proctor and Gamble hear you, we're all going to have be be a _lot_ more careful about closing our eyes when we shampoo!