Free Writing Fragment

"So, there are only two explanations."
"Yes, doc?"
"Either you're a vegan, or you live on a pirate ship. Open your mouth and say 'ah'."
"Arrrr!"
"Well, that clears that up, then."

Holiday Fall-Out

A couple of people on the group holiday were curious to see inside the radiation meter I picked up for a paltry £6 in the amazing electronics/military surplus store in Lincoln.